i want something that i want

 (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
 (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
 (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

accioharo:

sakuratsukikage:

widowsting:

loki-cat:

#the tone of voice he said this in was perfect #like I feel like a lot of people treat it as ‘lol Steve is stupid’ #but for me that wasn’t it at all #it was just another little thing that highlighted just how out of his depth Steve still is #there are a lot of things that he has NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN HIS LIFE #that he has no concept of because nobody knew it would exist #and he has to deal with being reminded of just how misplaced he is in a hundred different ways #every single time he leaves his apartment #but even though he’s still dealing with all of that #and with losing everyone he ever knew #he still picked up that shield again the second he was asked #because the world needed him to #and that’s why I love him

Why I love him, too. How could anyone think he’s stupid? When he went to sleep, radar was brand-new technology, gosh.

…How could you possibly think he’s stupid here? He’s completely out of his time and his element, and he’s just sort of TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF IT. The fact that Tony just responded with “well, you’re not wrong” shows that Tony understands that as well. As if Tony would be shy about pointing out when someone is being an idiot.

I suppose this used to happen quite often

James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily: 
James: 
Lily: 
James: 
Lily: 
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

onac911:

myayu:

Hawkeye’s dancing

Hawkeye: Look! I’m a flying monkey!

Captain America: Oh! That Reference! I Understand it!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

16,329 plays

captainrenner:

So, you know those moments where you’re like, “Good God, how the hell have I managed to achieve that?”

Yep, had one of those moments today.

Anyway, y’all know that I was Flo at A-Kon today. And I was hanging with my friend and we ended up in the autograph line, and it turned out that Vic Mignogna was the first in that line. So, yeah, got to meet him.

ANYWAY. He’s first in line, right, and I walk up so my friend can get an autpgraph and he looks up and sees me and laughs a little AND THEN PULLS OUT HIS IPHONE TO TAKE A PHOTO. I’M STANDING THERE GOING “WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING” because getting a guy like him to laugh AND TAKE A PHOTO OF MY FLO COSTUME is a little surreal. BUT I GOT TO TAKE THIS PHOTO WITH HIM. VIC IS THE CUTEST. (also, sorry if I look a little creepy, I’m not always that photogenic)

Also, Quinton Flynn in his panel saw me and called me out AND ASKED ME TO STAND UP AND SAY HI. LIKE, WHAT. WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. guys i’m not that quality i’m not even panda coffee

khunceited:

my dash makes me laugh sometimes

gabrielsbutt:

soloproject:

diglettdevious:

marvel-agent-coulson:

fake spoilers with clark gregg

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

PERFECT HUMAN

I cannot

ishiila:

swissreverie:

jeremy-ruiner:

stark-spangled:

lilithlaufeyson:

Jeremy?! xDDDD

HEMSWORTH’S FACE

I literally can’t right now.

FUCK

Sassiest Cast Member on Set: Jeremy

special addition to Favourite Superheroes/Villains » Agent Phil Coulson

Yes. I do consider him a hero. He is EVERYTHING IN ALL THOSE MOVIES.